*hears child crying* *takes birth control*
"Always help someone. You might be the only one that does."
- mom: can you do this chore for me?
- me: *doesn't do it within 0.2 seconds*
- mom: *does it for you*
- mom: why can't you ever be responsible
- Men: Not ALL men.
- Men to their daughters: Yes, all men. Every single one of them.